on norwegian black metal

specifically emperor and mayhem.

taking pictures of dead bandmate replete with slit wrists and a shotgun blast to the head. and then using it as an album cover. snap. aw snap.

in america, you just kinda need a tattoo to fit in at a metal show. in norway, you need to have killed someone or at least tasted human blood. they're like born with pentagrams on the inside of their eyelids, and their physiognomy bettered suited to double bass pedals and growling.

so awesomely metal. god bless'm.

maybe there is a god

during a recent bout of filming for "the duchess" in the english countryside, actress keira knightley was taken by surprise when a herd of cows came crashing after her. the episode forced her to run for her life. we are pleased to report that she successfully evaded the stampede of dairy cows. 

total fucking badass

outrage

i just heard that i've been passed over in favor of anne hathaway for the role of judy garland in an upcoming biopic. 

fuck you anne.