last night i had a dream that my friend had dragged me to a rock show at the hollywood bowl. we got there, and i was totally bummed, until i saw the revolutionary ensemble setting up on stage as the opening act. then they performed. sirone and leroy jenkins were semi-transparent. it was awesome.

to remember:

townes van zandt - a private concert: holiday inn, houston (1988)

for posterity.

improv --> grindcore --> penis evil -->slack babbath --> white people

wisdom from northern virginia

i poop, therefore i am.

Q: who was nat turner?

A: he led the rebellion over mortgages.

there was a big decision about dred scott.

Q: who was jean-paul sartre?

A: he was a satirist.

whispering smith

dear readers,

i know you all have been anxiously anticipating the approach of our feature on the music videos of country music. have no fear. research is being undertaken at the very moment that we speak. and the fruits are plentiful and will soon be ripe enough to share. from toby keith and keith urban to lady antebellum and the lesser known talents of joe nichols, we will soon bring you the best of country music, which is the best and most innovative of music in our contemporary post aughts culture.

fuck yeah.

love,

tenemos

girls are weird but (often) smell good.

link.

and i think to myself what a wonderful world